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wow, sorry i haven't been around in ages. Sorry about that. Hopefuly if anyone is still around things are going great.

What has everyone been up to?
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TWO WEEKS GAP

TWO WEEKS WITHOUT MY DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Last Saturday episode was OK. I LOVEDDD LOVED the Doctor's Wife episode. I haven't any plans of telling what happened incase someone hasn't watched it yet! Just watch it. It is WHY people love it (or why I love it) the silliness, the seriousness in combination to save people is just what that whole episode reminded me of why I started watching it.



I also watch Supah Ninjas  --- Can you tell my age mentally?? --- IT WASNT ON THIS SATURDAY!!!! I don't know where it went because I don't watch the channel it comes all the time. It better be on This Saturday..thats all I have for my Saturday plans


lololol

I have such a meaningful life <3

So tell me what TV shows do you all watch???

Do you enjoy cartoons still?

What TV shows are you embarrassed that you watch?

Do you have a TV obsession?

How often are you watching TV programs per week?

Do you enjoy your TV watching?

LOL, you can be selective on which you want to answer. Be serious, be not-so-serious, be kinda serious, or maybe not. Use gifs if need be.



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I didn't enjoy the pirate episode that much. After the insane two episodes of the Silence, then ...pirates. Was not cool. I'm not into pirates so I never got into the hype when the Pirates of the Caribbean came out.
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I'm making perfect sense, you're just not keeping up

The Doctor: You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, but you really think they're lying to make you feel better?
Amelia: Yeah...
The Doctor: Everything's going to be fine

The Doctor: The writing... the graffiti: Old High Gallifreyan. [dramatically] The lost language of the Time Lords. There were days, there were many days, where these words could burn stars, raise up empires, and topple gods.
Amy: What does this one say?
The Doctor: [hesitates, then, exasperatedly] "Hello sweetie".


River Song: You. Me. Handcuffs. Must it always end this way?
The Doctor: What now?
River Song: The prison ship's in orbit. They'll beam me up any second. I might have done enough to earn a pardon this time. We'll see.
The Doctor: Octavian said you killed a man.
River Song: Yes, I did.
The Doctor: A good man.
River Song: A very good man. The best man I've ever known.
The Doctor: Who?
River Song: It's a long story, Doctor. Can't be told, has to be lived. No sneak previews. Well, except for this one: You'll see me again quite soon, when the Pandorica opens.
The Doctor: The Pandorica. [laughs] [Leans in to River Song and whispers in her ear] That's a fairy tale.
River Song: [laughs] Oh Doctor. Aren't we all? [smiles] I'll see you there.
The Doctor: I look forward to it.
River Song: I remember it well.
Amy Pond: [Amy walks up] Bye River.
River Song: See you, Amy.
The Doctor: Can I trust you, River Song?
River Song: If you like. But where's the fun in that? [laughs] [River is beamed up to the prison ship]
Amy Pond: What are you thinking?
The Doctor: [looks thoughtfully out at the ocean] Time can be rewritten.

Oh yes you thought it was another Doctor Who Photo!
 

The Doctor: It's a lot to take in, isn't it? Tiny box, huge room inside; what's that about? Let me explain...
Rory: It's another dimension.
The Doctor: It's basically another dimen- what?
Rory: After what happened with Prisoner Zero, I've been reading up on all the latest scientific theories. FTL travel, parallel universes.
The Doctor: I like the bit when someone says "It's bigger on the inside!" I always look forward to that. [The Doctor looks annoyed, then smiles]

 

The Doctor: I told you trust nothing we see hear or feel. Look around you, examine everything. Look for all the details that don't ring true.
Rory: Okay, well, we're in a spaceship that's bigger on the inside than the outside.
Amy: With a bow tie-wearing alien.
Rory: So maybe what [does air quotes] "rings true" isn't so simple.
The Doctor: Valid point.
The Dream Lord: If you die in the dream, you wake up in reality. Healthy recovery in next to no time. Ask me what happens if you die in reality.
Rory: What happens?
The Dream Lord: You die, stupid. That's why it's called "reality".
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Craig: Where did you learn to cook?
The Doctor: Paris in the 18th century. No, hang on, that's not recent is it? 17th? No no, 20th. Sorry, I'm not used to doing it in the right order.
Craig: Has anyone ever told you that you're a bit weird?
The Doctor: They never really stop

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Shaun: You are so on the team! We've got the cup next week and we are going to annihilate them!
The Doctor: [sternly] Annihilate? No. No violence, do you understand me? Not while I'm around. Not today, not ever. I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm.
[Shaun looks at him like he's crazy]
The Doctor: And you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
Shaun: Yeah.
The Doctor: ...Lovely. [grins] What sort of time?

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[A Cyber-arm fires at the Doctor and Amy, who retreat behind the Pandorica]
Amy: What was that?!
The Doctor: Okay, need a proper look. Gotta draw its fire, give it a target.
Amy: How?
Doctor: You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
Amy: Yes...
The Doctor: Sorry.
[The Doctor runs out from behind the Pandorica]
The Doctor: [shouting] Look at me, I'm a target!



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Really Stupid Blonde Jokes. But I'm Posting Anyways!

There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:

Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.

Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?

Blonde: Yes.

Operator: The power in the house in on?

Blonde: Of course.

Operator: And the switch is on?

Blonde: Yes, yes.

Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?

Blonde: No, it's working fine.

Operator: Then what's the problem?

Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.



A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, "I won a motor home! I won a motor home!"

The waitress runs over and argues, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stero system!"

The blonde replies, "No. I won a motor home!"

By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as one of our prizes."

Again the blonde says, "There is no mistake! I won a motor home!"

The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."


There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.

Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.

The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.

Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.

She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.

She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"

The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."




No, I do not believe these women that are in this are stupid. They just happened to be really hot blondes
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Thank you for taking a chance with me as a friend! I hope not to disappoint too much.

This is Hippo Jack he lives behind the neighbors. He enjoys snacking on small children, pets and the occasional grandparent. Every now and again he comes over for a beer. Which is odd since I don't drink. Both of us sitting on the front porch having one or two listening to the crickets and frogs chirping through the night.

What are some things in life do you enjoy?